Unlikley Useless

Ten things unlikely to happen:

1.The sky will fall (well Chicken Little probably wouldn't think that)

2.People turning pink                                                                        

3.Grass turning blue

4.Trees turning purple (see a Doctor Seuss pattern?)

5.People flying (this does not include usage of planes or doh-doh birds)

6.Me calming down

7.All animals speaking English

8. Goldfish flying

9. Turtles flying

10. Anyone really going to Never Land

Here are 5 Useless facts. Enjoy filling your brain! 

1.The tip of you shoe lace is called a aglet. 

2.Cat urine glows under a black light.  3.Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

4.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.  5.Most elephants weigh less than a blue whale's tongue!